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First Evasion Reports

"The only FERs that examines the FERs."

Submit a Disaster

report an evasion 

Have you survived a FER that defies logic?
Spotted a patent grant that deserves a standing ovation (for absurdity)?
Found a clause twisted so badly it could qualify as modern art?

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We want it. Write to us at anonymouspatentoffice@gmail.com 

At FirstEvasionReport.com, we issue First Evasion Reports not just based on our findings—but on yours.
Your horror stories, your laughable FERs, your "you won't believe this was granted" moments.

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Send us:

  • Ridiculous FERs

  • Absurdly granted patents

  • Bureaucratic gems (letters, circulars, rejections)

  • Anything that belongs in the Museum of IP Nonsense

We’ll examine the examiners — and name the sections, the evasions, and the evasive maneuvers — publicly.

You filed the application. They filed the rejection. Now, let’s file the truth.

Submit a Disaster. Witness an Evasion get reported.

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All submissions may be edited for satire, rage, and public service

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