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At FirstEvasionReport.com, we examine the real invention: The Indian Patent Act—an Act not of governance, but of performance. Here, rejection is theatre, examination is ritual, and Section 3 is the final act before the curtain falls.

Tired of rubber-stamp FERs and boilerplate nonsense, we turned the tables. We issue First Evasion Reports—satirical examinations of the examiners, the guidelines, the absurd grants, and the logic-defying rejections that plague innovation in India.

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We dissect one more evasion of reason, one more exercise in bureaucratic fiction, and one more reminder that the real innovation today is surviving the system.

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This is not a blog. It’s an Act of resistance.


An Act where truth gets its chance on stage—and absurdity takes a bow.

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You performed the Act. We’re issuing the review.

Form 0: Application for Sanity

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Have you survived a FER that defies logic?
Spotted a patent grant that deserves a standing ovation (for absurdity)?
Found a clause twisted so badly it could qualify as modern art?

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We want it. Write to us at anonymouspatentoffice@gmail.com 

At FirstEvasionReport.com, we issue First Evasion Reports not just based on our findings—but on yours.
Your horror stories, your laughable FERs, your "you won't believe this was granted" moments.

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Send us:

  • Ridiculous FERs

  • Absurdly granted patents

  • Bureaucratic gems (letters, circulars, rejections)

  • Anything that belongs in the Museum of IP Nonsense

We’ll examine the examiners — and name the sections, the evasions, and the evasive maneuvers — publicly.

You filed the application. They filed the rejection. Now, let’s file the truth.

Submit a Disaster. Witness an Evasion get reported.

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All submissions may be edited for satire, rage, and public service

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